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lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • obama won sex
  • romney lost sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • monday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

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technoskates:

poisonedfortunecookie:

hardboiledandwutnot:

holtasoley:

jaidefinichon:

Harder Better Faster Stronger - Daft Punk (orchestra)

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CAN OUR ORCHESTRA PLEASE DO THIS HNNNN

HOLY SHIT.

This sounds like it should be playing in the middle of some epic, walking into battle scene

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johnnaglory:

There are two people you’ll meet in your life.  One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest.  The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most.  You will meet these two people; it is a given.  It is the third that you’ll never see coming.  That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book. 

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‘You disappear so completely into your head sometimes,’ he said. ‘I wish I could follow you.’
Cassandra Clare (via perfect)
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Millions of people have decided not to be sensitive. They have grown thick skins around themselves just to avoid being hurt by anybody. But it is at great cost. Nobody can hurt them, but nobody can make them happy either.
 Osho (via color-blind)

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c02xm:

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

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miss-love:

seppius:

jaimelannister:

“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.”

#why do i even like this series

satan created this gif set

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kyliesparks27:

ifansmarchog:

warrior-knight:

thetardis:

thehappyfolk:

This is from our photo op with John Barrowman at Fan Expo on Saturday :’)

Basically, Danielle and Rebecca wanted him to do this pose whilst we all stood around him:

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butt with John being John, he said “alright, but if I’m doing this pose you’re grabbing my ass” and thus this photo was born.

He also paused for a moment and went “If you’re gonna grab it, grab it.” so we got a good ol’ handful of that booty.

And afterwards he told us someone’s hand was going up his crack, and told my friend Stephen to sniff his fingers because, and I quote, “it smells like lemon drops”.

John Barrowman = greatest guy ever

Seriously, best.

YESSSSS

this post

I fucking love John Barrowman.

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